Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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