if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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