I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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