he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
