i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you made out with another girl for some wings
Randomize
