I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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