im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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