oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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