Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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