i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
