So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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