I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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