Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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