i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
