i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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