it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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