forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
foreskin is a definite game changer
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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