He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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