But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I came so hard my ears popped.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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