I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize