Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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