Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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