Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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