so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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