Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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