i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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