Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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