Its about making memories worth repressing
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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