Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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