I molested 6 butterflies tonight
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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