I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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