im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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