If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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