But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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