I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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