How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So much Jack, so little girl.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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