I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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