maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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