Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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