I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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