Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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