ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
