At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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