That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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