Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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