at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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