Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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