oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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