Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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