Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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