Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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