Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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