i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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